Which mom are you at 9PM?


Quiz

Still cleaning up while my partner is "chilling"

Doom-scrolling and mentally replaying everything I did wrong today

Sitting down but my brain didn't get the memo

Still in chaos mode. Just trying to survive

Everyone helping tidy up without being asked 47 times

Actually feeling calm by the time I go to bed

Having ANY system that doesn't fall apart by Wednesday

Rage-cleaning because at least that feels productive

Scrolling until I hate myself and everyone on social media

Staying up late because I "need time for myself"

Wine, snacks, and pretending tomorrow will be different. 

Gesture wildly at the mess and list everything that went wrong

Say "fine" but internally spiral about every mistake

Deliver a 20-minute debrief whether they asked for it or not

A. A tidy space. A glass of wine. Silence.

B. Peace. Quiet. A full cup of tea that's still hot.

C. Just... sleep. That's it. That's the dream.

D. Alone. No one asking where anything is.